Just learning some conversational Italian...

chocolate                                   cioccolato 
super chocolate                         tartufo
English?                                     Parla inglese?
A teeny weeny bit?                    Nemmeno un pochino?
playpen                                      box
I'm a pest                                   Sono una peste.
Is it better than McDonalds?   E migliore di McDonalds?
I eat only insects.                       Mangio solo insetti
macho                                         macho
I have no diseases.                     Non ho malattie 
Did someone fart?                     Ma qualcuno ha fatto una scoreggia?


Thought this might be useful!  ;)  Honestly, I think the person putting this phrase book together got bored sometimes.