Salida man

The man on the exit signs all over Europe looks really frantic.  

We Discovered a Bidet and we Were not Very Mature About it...

Dinner last night was AMAZING

Real authentic Italian!  Great service from this little place recommended to us.  So yummy!  We had pasta and shared a canola and tiramisu.  Waiting to be seated we were served: 

(Don't tell Dad!)  Italian drinking age is 16. ;). Didn't stop Parker.  Ppl always think he's older though.  One guy at the Charlotte airport asked if he was military! XP

Just learning some conversational Italian...

chocolate                                   cioccolato 
super chocolate                         tartufo
English?                                     Parla inglese?
A teeny weeny bit?                    Nemmeno un pochino?
playpen                                      box
I'm a pest                                   Sono una peste.
Is it better than McDonalds?   E migliore di McDonalds?
I eat only insects.                       Mangio solo insetti
macho                                         macho
I have no diseases.                     Non ho malattie 
Did someone fart?                     Ma qualcuno ha fatto una scoreggia?


Thought this might be useful!  ;)  Honestly, I think the person putting this phrase book together got bored sometimes.