Barcelona beach:

More tiring than relaxing.  I stink at tanning but Parker is an expert.  You have to lay still in the hot sun.  I want to be in the water. 

Btw: all Spanish beaches are basically optional topless.  Even if not technically nobody says anything.  If that sounds cool to you, remember that the old Spanish ladies sunning themselves on the rocks enjoy letting their puppies breath as much as the young hotties.